Super Useless Superpowers

If someone grants you the wish of choosing any super power, which one would you choose? Have you ever wondered how it would be like to have a special, supernatural trait which no one else has? It sounds super cool, doesn’t it? Even if it is the most useless super power, wouldn’t it be great not to be an ordinary person? Just think about it, you would no longer be one of the bunch! This entry, as you might have already guessed, will focus on utterly useless superpowers.

Here are some useless super powers which might catch your attention:

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If none of the above super powers convince you, let me suggest a few more you may want to pick as your choice: being able to predict coin tosses only 50% of the time; see one second into the future; be invisible, but only when you’re completely alone and – why not - fly, but only inside your house. 

Now that I think about it, it would be great if we could make a survey and single out the most popular useless superpowers. Just pick the useless power of your dream and submit your choice through this blog by October 30, 2010. Once the survey is over, I will announce the top three most wanted useless super powers.

So, post your answer!